Q. 01
“Your Meta CPA jumped 38% yesterday. Want me to pause the worst three ads, or do you trust the creative?”
Meta Ads12 min analysis
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Vol. I · No. 01The Anti-Agency DispatchPrinted each morning
A message from Anti
We do your thinking for free.You only pay us to do.
Anti analyzes your Shopify, Meta, Google Ads, Klaviyo, Search Console, and Merchant Center — and tells you what’s broken. The thinking is free. When you want us to ship the fix, that’s $149/mo. One-twentieth the agency retainer.
Anti reads your store like a buyer.
Free to auditSubscribe to executeCancel anytime
Anti's team · Ten specialists. One agency. Yours.
§ I · The Thesis
Four reasons your agency lives outside your store, in Anti's own words.
$3,000/mo retainer
The going rate to outsource your judgment.
Typical agency retainer. Buys you meetings, a Slack channel that answers by Thursday, and a deck at the end of the quarter. Your agency lives in their office. I put it back in yours.
$149/mo · Anti, Pro tier
The thinking is free. The work is $149.
Anti analyzes your Shopify, Meta, Google Ads, Klaviyo, Search Console, and Merchant Center for free — and tells you what's broken. When you want us to ship the fix, that's when the meter starts. One-twentieth the agency retainer. The work, not the meetings.
4minutes / first audit
The four-week audit was never the audit. It was the wait.
Agencies take 2–4 weeks to produce a PDF you’ll skim on a flight. I read Shopify, Meta, Google Ads, Klaviyo, Search Console, and Merchant Center in about four minutes — and I bring the three things that matter back to you before lunch.
0% execution
Diagnosis without action is somebody else’s agency.
A PDF deck ships a list of things somebody else has to do. I find the problem, propose the fix, wait for your call, and push the change. Then I measure whether it worked. Your call. Your agency.
§ II · Meet Anti
I'm Anti. I restore your agency.
I don't write decks. I don't schedule kickoff calls to tell you what I'll do next quarter. I read your stores every morning, I rank what matters, and I push the changes you say go. The ten specialists are yours — you just don't have to manage them. The Cortex—your stored brand context—remembers what you've decided. The Forge—the agent that executes—ships the fix. I'm the will between them, working from your intent. Your agency. My hands.- Anti · Operator, Antigency
Anti
Operator · Reports to you
- Anti's team -
- 01ProductForge
- 02ContentForge
- 03ShoppingForge
- 04RetargetForge
- 05LifecycleForge
- 06AttributeForge
- 07ConvertForge
- 08AdDoctor
- 09FlowFixer
- 10SEOradar
§ III · Day One
Five questions Anti brings on morning one.
No kickoff deck. No six-week discovery phase. The Cortex—your stored brand context—captures your intent. I connect your platforms, read what's there, and bring the questions back to you. Your agency answers them. I do what you decide.
Q. 02
“Your Klaviyo welcome flow hasn't been touched in 47 days. I rewrote email two. Send it?”
KlaviyoFlow audit · welcome
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Q. 03
“Competitors outrank you on 14 queries I can realistically win. I'll draft the first three today. Sound right?”
SEO · GSCOrganic
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Q. 04
“Google rejected rich results on seven PDPs. Schema's missing offer and review. Fixing takes two minutes.”
ShopifySchema · JSON-LD
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Q. 05
“Shopping CTR is below benchmark on 4 of 22 product titles. I've got rewrites ready. Want to see them?”
Google AdsShopping
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§ IV · Pricing
Two ways to put Anti to work.
Free to audit. Subscribe when you want the fix shipped. No kickoff call, no six-month contract, no decks. Cancel any morning.
Free
$0/ mo
We do your thinking.
- -Reads Shopify, Meta, Google Ads, Klaviyo, Search Console, Merchant Center
- -Continuous diagnosis — findings delivered to your inbox
- -You action the fixes yourself
- -No card required
Opening to waitlist members first.
Pro
$149/ mo
And we do the work.
- -Everything in Free
- -Anti executes across all six surfaces
- -Measures whether each fix worked, reports back
- -One-twentieth the agency retainer
Need something custom? → Talk to us.
§ IV · b · The receipts
Where your agency lives, struck through where it doesn't.
Same job. Half the price. None of the theater. The left column is where agency lived before. The right column is where it belongs.
✕ Where it lived
✦ Where it belongs
Kickoff call, then a Slack you’re lucky to hear from Thursday
A morning brief. Every morning. Before coffee.
Quarterly strategy deck
Fixes shipped & signed, not proposed
Minimum 3-month contract
Cancel anytime. Next morning is fine.
Your account manager is back from PTO next week
Anti reads your stores at 08:00. Every day.
One consultant, sometimes an intern
10 specialists. One operator.
§ VII · Enough decks
Take your agency back.
Connect Shopify in 30 seconds. The Cortex—your stored brand context—starts remembering. I'll have your first brief — across your store, ads, email, SEO, and attribution — before the coffee's done. You decide. The Forge—the agent that executes—ships. If it's not worth your time, stop reading. I won't chase you.
AAnti · Operator · Antigency